From Wonder Wiener: Confessions of a Teenage Hot Dog:
“Hilda! Over here!” Benny tried to wave her over, but the hot dog suit wasn’t having it. Instead, she pulled off her mustard squiggle and began twirling it lasso-style around her head. The squiggle caught the awning above the entrance to the Dog House, and one of the rusted slats fell off and bopped Benny on the head.
“Fucking shitbomb,” Benny said.
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