So this one time, I was at Sears buying a dishwasher, and this slimy sexist salesman comes up to me and starts trying to sell me this super-expensive dishwasher, and then at the end of his pitch he says, “And don’t worry, little lady, because it’s easy to use, too. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out!”

And my mom and I start laughing, and finally my mom says to him, “She has a degree in aerospace engineering.”

And his face, Tumblr. His face.