one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
“The fact I am laying on your face means nothing”
Yzma will come into my bedroom at night and sit on my face and purr. And then when I try to pet her, she’ll hiss and run off, like I’ve ruined everything.
This has been going on for nine years.
